The satisfaction score of this burger is simply ineffable. One taste is worth MORE than a thousand words. The meat:fat ratio was spot on, and it was incredibly juicy but with no mess. The perfectly sautéed onions chime in with a note just above the  sharpness of the cheddar and creaminess of the special sauce. The bun was the perfect density to soak up all of this flavor-packed goodness, and it all stayed together as a unit. The fries are fluffy slivers from heaven wearing a crunchy coat, compelling me to give thanks to Jack for bringing this to the masses. Who says that a chain restaurant can’t be a Beyondish 5-Star? Certainly not me.